PHIL
BRODIE BAND 
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. . ENJOY
A BAD DAY
Today, I woke up early as usual. When I was going to have breakfast
I slipped on the stairs and got a big whack on my head.
To calm me down,
my wife gave me a cup of coffee; I burned my tongue because it was too
damn hot.
I put a slice of
bread in the toaster and when I went to get it out I got an electric
shock that threw me on my ass.
The telephone rang,
it was the office telling me that last night the safe was broken into
and everything was taken.
I decided this
was the right time to take a nice hot shower and meditate to bring down
my stress and help me to relax.
And
That's when it
happened..
